Nerd Squad! Alumni

Here you can find our past brothers of Nerd Squad! Enjoy biographies and pictures of some of our most respected and successful members. (maybe you know a few)

Here's our most beloved past member. Yes, this is William Gates as a young chap, a new Nerd Squad! member, and fresh out of a New Mexico juvenile detention center. Oh yes, the minute we saw this picture, we were sure he would amount to something great.(notice the charming smile)

And this is Bill today. We all know him as the pride of the Nerd Squad!, the ultimate nerd, the richest man in the world, etc. Anyway, he's making billions of dollars today. Although, he still hasn't managed to end his criminal ways. What a nice boy.

You all know him. It's William Hung from American Idol, now a superstar in his own right. What you may not know is that Bill nurtured him as a young child as his parents were running away from the secret police. (they got into America illegally by the use of an innertube. They were later lynched by the K.K.K. who mistaked them for a couple of Jewish, Black men) Sometimes, when in Alexander's basement, we turn up the Hung tunes for some actual quality music. William was a seven time consecutive Pokemon Champion and accumulating enough badges to become our highest ranking Pokemon Master ever! He now is attempting to get a degree (we hope) from U.C. Berkley. Good luck Will!

This is Fritz, aka the PimpMaster. Last month he tried to rape an old man he mistaked for a pig. The man shot him in the head six times and his vital organs were missing.

This is Bobby. He was a whiz at indian giving. After going in and out of rehab for the past 18 years, he has now become quite successful looting and robbing from the rich, and giving it to the poor, then taking it back again.

Here's a boat. Don't ask!

Here we see one of our most loved and respected alumni, J Steven Furniss, better known to the gang as Hey Steve! As you can see, he is one of the most financiallly successfull individuals our group has ever produced (just look at the dollar signs in his eyes). Hey Steve hit it rich in the computer business; he is the president of TranWare, the international multi-billion dollar software transportation corporation. Not only that, but he also plays in the hugely popular rock 'n roll band, "The Sunspots". Yes, our ol' Hey Steve is a fufilled individual. And he owes it all to the Nerd Squad. We will always keep him in our hearts. Pictured are him, his wife, Robin, and his two cats, Rosey and Iris. Click the picture to visit his personal website. You can even send him an email!

Here's Eh Steve! Eh Steve is no relation to Hey Steve. In fact, we really don't know what he is or where he came from. All we know about him is his signature catchphrase. That's good enough for us.

And who could forget Lil' Timmy. Little Timmy Mcveigh was one of our most intriguing members. Tinkering around with explosives in his shed, spending hours upon hours at the local shooting range, who knew he would amount to so much. Timmy always did have a problem with authority, though. He hated school, church, the BMV, and, most of all, the IRS. Finally all that hatred manifested into his Oklahoma City bombing, bringing him the fame and fortune he had always desired. You wont be emailing Timmy anytime soon, though. He was executed on May 16, 2001, which is coincidentally Phillip's birthday. He will always remain with us in spirit.

Say Hello to The Wicked Dave of The West! (Previously Good Ol' Davy) was a pioneer in the ways of Nerd Squad. Since, though, he got really into the theater production crowd and invented what we know today as the Tekkie Axis of Evil. Since he is a past Nerd Squad member, he is the biggest threat to the nerd way of life.

Created by Barry Boswith, Webmaster