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Here's a summary of past events and a calendar of upcoming activities. Remember, this is just a taste of the fun to come
this year!
"It's Christmas in the Nerd Squad!"
By Fritz
There's Raul just sitting there, a-grinnin'
ear to ear,
Singing kareoke loud enough for all to hear,
With his brand new Kareoke Box he's singin' all the hits,
He'll be a star in no time, lets all pray that soon he quits,
Wendell gets a Palm, see how excited he can get?
He uses it to look at naked women on the internet,
Alexander gets a new mug with his favorite sports team on it,
(Shh! Its just his old one with a sticker stuck upon it),
Luke got brand new a laptop that can pick up TV channels,
The Tibetan boys contented with a brand new pack 'o Camels,
Steve-O's gettin' fucked up on his new Christmas gifts,
Did anybody tell him it was alligator piss?
Phillip gets a Heineken, and anyone can vouch,
for how much he
enjoys it - he's pissing on the couch!
And there I am, a-lookin' sharp, I rented a tuxedo,
a step up from last
year's disaster (can anyone say "Speedo?")
The gangs all here and full of cheer, Christmas spirits in the air,
or
is that the asbestos, making them to feel so fair,
From all of Us to all of You, just one more thing to say
A
Happy Holiday to all, and Join the Nerd Squad today!
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Upcoming Events
Come all ye Faithful!
It's not Christmas yet, but Nerd Squad is starting early with the Christmas in November program! This will be an
annual event of a new sub-group of Nerd Squad (you know how BIG we are!) which will be known as The Nerd Squad Charity
Foundation. This group will help children and adults find hapiness in third-world, or as we like to call them in school,
"developing" countries. We'll do whatever it takes to make these people happy, believe me. Nerd Squad...making
a better place...one Pakistani at a time.
January 22, Pokemon Tournament
Don't forget, we'll be commencing or annual Pokemon competiton on January 22 in
the Club Room. Peter Wilson is our reigning champion, do you have enough cards to become the next big star? You'll get
your polaroid on the bulletin board and we might even be able to get your name on the back page of the Chesterton
Tribune!
Every Friday night, Dungeons and Dragons in Alexander's Basement
This is always a fun way to spend a Friday night. Bring all your pieces for a night of hard-core RPG action!
NOTE: D&D MOVED
Due to a recent dicovery, Dungeons and Dragons at Alexander's has been moved, as his basement is now being sprayed for
Insecta Hemiptera, also known as the Jadera Bug.
It will be relocated this Friday to Bill's trailor. We hope to return next week to Alexander's insect-free basement.
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