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Some say cigarettes are the work of the devil. This simply is not true. Many people in the world have benefitted
greatly by the use of drugs. Hell, America's first President, George Washington, grew cigarettes
in the fields behind of his house "Mount Vernon." So all you liberals have been warned: Anyone who is at
risk of heart failure, has a weak stomach, is pregnant, is under the influence of the green pill, or a whitey mouse
should not view this page.
This kid here had no idea where or who he was. Look at him! Something is definitely wrong with you when you
are forced to stick your head in a bucket for some peace of mind. Nerd Squad Charity foundation made a pledge to help
this miserable, unfortunate child out and make some major changes in his life.
As good as new! Some smokes and this kid was made! Look at him enjoy those freshly rolled sticks of goodness!
Since we had no money for ourselves, we figured we would just sell his shirt. After all it was for his own benefit.
Besides, if you've got a pack or so, who needs petty clothes?
Here's a few pictures of our first client, a little boy from Tibet.
We found him sitting in the street with no family, no friends, nothing to live for but a bunch of false idols and
an incense burner.
So we gave him something useful, to be his friend in all situations, good or bad: cigarettes. Oh yes, and he liked
them, just look at him dig in. One homeless child down, the rest of the third world to go.
We found this manic-depressive cowboy wandering the rocky shores of the West Coast. Seemed all he owned was an iron pot full
of urine that he'd slosh around when he got bored. We thought we'd help the poor guy out, so we thought of something extra
special to give him.
Ah, thats better! One trip to the liquor store and our cowboy friend was one happy camper! On swig a good ol' American alcohol
and he couldn't stop laughing. He then passed out on the rocks, so we figured our work there was done. Next stop: Corporate
America!
We met this funny little foriegner roaming the halls here at the secret underground bunker we like to call Headquarters. Looked
like all he ever wanted in life was a hot meal and a little corporate sponsorship. Well, we said, we can offer you one of
those things!
Here you go, Ali Babba! We held a funraiser in his name, and made just enough money for him to pose with in this picture!
Don't spend it all in one place!
Here are members passing out to Iraqi girls the craze in America, Self-Esteem Boosters, a division of Kiddie Fags.
Please just spare some change and make a difference in a poor child's life. It will mean the world to them if you
just give them enough to buy another pack or so. You know you want to!
Contact the Nerd Squad Charity Foundation for more info, comments, complaints, and donations:
nschairty@sparechange.com
This page was brought to you by Kiddie Fags. The cigarettes made exclusively for the Nerd Squad! Charity Foundation:
the Heart of Nerd Squad!. Just take it from Sylvester Sebastion, President of Kiddie Fags Inc. and our largest
contributor, "Kiddie Fags are the best quality cigs you'll ever get, nothing will get in the way of your enjoyment:
no filters, no arregeno, no bullshit! These babies are 100% pure Alabama grown Tobacco wrapped tenderly in asbestos
concentrated paper! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return them personally to me and
I'll smoke em'...Long Live the South!"
Yep, here at NS! Charity Foundation, we don't leave anybody out!
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